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McSweeneys: The Man with the Yellow Hat Goes to Therapy

June 20, 2039 I did call up Mrs. Needleman, just as we discussed. I said, “Would you like to go on a date?” No ambiguity, no vague plans she could misinterpret. So I don’t think you could make the claim that I’m avoiding intimacy this time. I admit I forgot what you advised about going […]