Feminism
In 2016, we watched, horrified, as a qualified woman lost the U.S. Presidential election to an unqualified rotten excuse for a human being who bragged about assaulting women, was credibly accused of assault and rape, and who promised to ban abortion – and that doesn’t even begin to address his scapegoating of immigrants, his race-baiting, his relationship with white supremacists and his hostility towards civil rights. It was… unthinkable. And remarkably, there were people who insisted Hillary Clinton’s loss had nothing to do with her gender.
This is the double edged sword of sexism and misogyny. It exists and impacts lives, and yet so many people deny it exists so that we have to expend endless time and energy stating the obvious.
Satire is one way to do that. Here’s a selection of the satire I wrote during those four years. As I published these pieces, many women – and a few men as well – reached out to thank me for writing them, for giving voice to their own anger and frustration, and for helping make sense of the shitshow.
- Gender Bias Riddles
- Imagine Hillarys with Increasingly Fanciful Endings
- Backlash Articles 2018
- In 2016 I Voted For the Candidate Who Bragged About His Penis Size and Look Where the Country Is Now
- Why Are Men Getting So Hysterical About the Penis Legislation Act?
- Abortion is Immoral, Except when it Comes to my Mistresses
- I’m Starting to Wonder if my Membership in this Fraternity will Hamper My Future SCOTUS Prospects
- People Were More Civil Back When Women Couldn’t Vote
- I Don’t Hate Women Candidates – I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
- I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic
- I Don’t Hate Black or Women Candidates, But Kamala Harris Is Running For Vice President and My Head Just Exploded
- Aren’t You Tired, White Men?
- FAQ: Supreme Court Justice Nominee Amy Coney Barrett and the People of Praise Movement
- The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
And here’s a few more feminist-themed pieces for your reading pleasure:
- HELLO! Magazine’s Great Women of History
- The Male Sensitivity Reader
- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers: An Explainer
- Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
- Frankenstein’s Incel Demands a Girlfriend
- Classic Jokes: Hillary Clinton
- Mad Men Vs. Women: Past, Present, And Future
- Expansion of French Women Don’t Series
- Please Join Our Currently All-Male Panel
- What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
- Hillary and Barbie: A Chronological Faceoff